Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Better Off Dead


First you kill all the lawyers,
That’s what Shakespeare said.*
This kills two birds with one stone,
For politicians would be dead.
Then comes the media,
Whether spoken or read,
We’d all be better served
If we severed some talking heads.
Our armies all could do
With much more fewer Brass
And let’s not overlook
Each and every pompous Corporate Ass.

And one final note,
Given how this winter has been,
I feel I could gladly strangle
Our gleeful Weathermen.

* Henry VI, Part 2

Shakespeare’s Statue in Leicester Square, London, England.

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